![]() Somebody quipped, ‘I could have done better’. Well, one day I entered the bathroom stall at work and let out a big one, not realising the other stall was busy. “I always feel that when you want to fart, go to the bathroom and do it. He was too taken in by fits to tell me that he farted a few seconds before” I mentioned this and my friend was laughing till tears rolled down his eyes. The kind of a smell that greets at a fast food place famous for fried chicken. ![]() “One day I went looking for my friend at work to find him sitting in the conference room. ![]() It is safe to say there was an intervention” People at work soon realised who the source was. I swear to God, the farting machine that it turned me into. “I was trying this new diet of including Kombucha. When I returned to work, my boss yelled at me!” I was on my way to work when I let out a fart only to realise that I shit a little in the pants. “This was the day I realised that you can never trust a fart. But my fart was so loud that it echoed somewhat and somebody legit screamed, ‘Shots! Shots! Somebody fired shots!’” It’s a huge place, I didn’t think anyone would hear or smell. “I was once inspecting a shipment at a warehouse when I thought I could let out a fart. Plastic bean bag with a fart slapping at it.” Worst idea ever! As I sat down, I let out a huge one. “I was sitting and chilling at my workstation and decided to sit on the bean bag after lunch. In the heat of the moment, I let out a 10-second-long loud fart and kept saying, ‘It isn’t me!’ I still work there” I knew I was about to fart and I grew extremely nervous. “I still remember that day, it was the single most awkward day of my life. I don’t even want to think what someone may have seen.” Later I realised there’s a CCTV camera in the room. So, I went into the conference room and let out the loudest fart. It was urgent but I didn’t want to do it at my work station. But that clever thing came running towards me and started smelling my bum!” Now you must know that silent farts can often be the worst! Well, I let out one and blamed it on the dog. Don’t expect a handsome guy to come and help you. Locking yourself outside your car can be uneasy and also embarrassing at the same time. It is the best thing ever, but I did something that I am not proud of. Nose boogers, Eye boogers, foodstuff in the teeth, blemish on clothes some kind of visually appearing things that you have worn by mistake all day. “Off late there’s a new culture at work where we have a dog. When I finished talking, I turned around to go backstage. “I was on an exchange programme in Geneva and I was invited on stage to talk about global warming at my host school. One kid actually came up to me and said, ‘Miss take a bath with nice smelling soap, it will help!’ I wanted to bury my head in the ground!” It was pretty bad and there were some intense reactions. “I am a kindergarten teacher and once I accidentally let out an involuntary fart that my students heard. If it is that regular, then imagine what all fart stories at work are there to be read! Why should you nasty little creep go searching for them? I have assembled it all for you! Give it a go! It is an uncomfortable thought for all and the idea of everyone farting through the day is horrible! I mean an average person farts about 15 times per day. Farting is the way of life I've henced addressed the elephant in the room.
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